Once again, I received a good joke list through email that I thought my friends could help with.
Well, it’s taken me a while to get this posted, but I can now ask you…
What's worse than a Pyromaniac in a Blazer?
(warning: these are not all in good taste)
A barber in a Seville
A seamstress in a Dart
An insurance adjuster in an Acclaim
A construction worker in a Bobcat
A creature in a black Laguna
A theater manager in a Marquis
An astronomer in an Eclipse
An exterminator in a Beetle
A call girl in an Escort
A spiritualist in an Aurora
A proctologist in a Probe
An orator in a Civic
A country singer in a Neon
A reporter in a S'Coupe
An orchestra conductor in a Prelude
A classical musician in a Sonata
A customs inspector in a Passport
A dog trainer in a Rover
A jeweler in a Topaz
A band leader in a Tempo
A gentleman in a Gallant
A bullfighter in a Matador
A mother-in-law in a Barracuda
An electrician in a Charger
A snake handler in a Viper
A second-story man in a Prowler
A lepidopterist in a Monarch
Barbie in a Malibu
Sgt. Preston in a Yukon
Queen Elizabeth in a Regal
Prince Rainier in a Monaco
Princess Stephanie in a Riviera
Prince Charles in a Regency
Joan Collins in a Dynasty
Hillary Clinton in a Park Avenue
Jim Garner in a Maverick
Kissinger in a Diplomat
Speedy Gonzales in a Fiesta
Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner
Elmer Fudd in a Wabbit
Miss Muffet in a Spyder
Christopher Columbus in a Voyager
Blackbeard in a Corsair
Tonto in a Cherokee
Dorothy in a Cyclone
Benjamin Franklin in a Lightning
Carl Sagan in a Nova
Bruce Lee in a Sidekick
John Mellencamp in a Cougar
Edmund Halley in a Comet
Public-TV yoga instructor Lilias in a Lotus
Rosie O'Donnell and Charlton Heston in a Colt
Yasser Arafat and Menachem Begin in an Accord
Nostradamus and Jeanne Dixon in a Futura
Firebreather in a Spitfire
Jesus in a Corona
A 3-year-old in a Brat
Anyone from Phoenix in a Firebird
Mohammad Ali in a Champ
Christopher Columbus in a Horizon
A Trekkie in a Voyager
A pirate in a Cutlass
Herve Vilichaise (sp?) in a Midget
Custer in a Cherokee
Tonto in a Scout
Qui-gon Jin in a Prelude
President James Carter in a Jimmy
A prostitute in a Mustang Fastback
Christa McAuliffe in a Challenger
Cortez in an El Dorado
A Physicist trapped in a Taurus
Have some to add?
E-me!