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Once again, I received a good joke list through email that I thought my friends could help with.

Well, it’s taken me a while to get this posted, but I can now ask you…

What's worse than a Pyromaniac in a Blazer?

(warning: these are not all in good taste)

A barber in a Seville

A seamstress in a Dart

An insurance adjuster in an Acclaim

A construction worker in a Bobcat

A creature in a black Laguna

A theater manager in a Marquis

An astronomer in an Eclipse

An exterminator in a Beetle

A call girl in an Escort

A spiritualist in an Aurora

A proctologist in a Probe

An orator in a Civic

A country singer in a Neon

A reporter in a S'Coupe

An orchestra conductor in a Prelude

A classical musician in a Sonata

A customs inspector in a Passport

A dog trainer in a Rover

A jeweler in a Topaz

A band leader in a Tempo

A gentleman in a Gallant

A bullfighter in a Matador

A mother-in-law in a Barracuda

An electrician in a Charger

A snake handler in a Viper

A second-story man in a Prowler

A lepidopterist in a Monarch

Barbie in a Malibu

Sgt. Preston in a Yukon

Queen Elizabeth in a Regal

Prince Rainier in a Monaco

Princess Stephanie in a Riviera

Prince Charles in a Regency

Joan Collins in a Dynasty

Hillary Clinton in a Park Avenue

Jim Garner in a Maverick

Kissinger in a Diplomat

Speedy Gonzales in a Fiesta

Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner

Elmer Fudd in a Wabbit

Miss Muffet in a Spyder

Christopher Columbus in a Voyager

Blackbeard in a Corsair

Tonto in a Cherokee

Dorothy in a Cyclone

Benjamin Franklin in a Lightning

Carl Sagan in a Nova

Bruce Lee in a Sidekick

John Mellencamp in a Cougar

Edmund Halley in a Comet

Public-TV yoga instructor Lilias in a Lotus

Rosie O'Donnell and Charlton Heston in a Colt

Yasser Arafat and Menachem Begin in an Accord

Nostradamus and Jeanne Dixon in a Futura

Firebreather in a Spitfire

Jesus in a Corona

A 3-year-old in a Brat

Anyone from Phoenix in a Firebird

Mohammad Ali in a Champ

Christopher Columbus in a Horizon

A Trekkie in a Voyager

A pirate in a Cutlass

Herve Vilichaise (sp?) in a Midget

Custer in a Cherokee

Tonto in a Scout

Qui-gon Jin in a Prelude

President James Carter in a Jimmy

A prostitute in a Mustang Fastback

Christa McAuliffe in a Challenger

Cortez in an El Dorado

A Physicist trapped in a Taurus

 

Have some to add? E-me!