Other People's Words...(new additions)
Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to change?? Well, Buddy, as far as I'm concerned, I'm perfect the way I am! For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well, though beans! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I am - take it or leave it! By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I don't need advice! Everyone can just stay out of my face! - Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Then I saw a sign which said 'Drink Canada Dry', so we started. - Brendan Behan
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. - Cyril Connoly
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. - Valerie Solanas
You are as innocent as a new-fallen snow... on the highway. - Steve Ulrich
Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. - Dorothy Parker
You have a good and kind soul. It just doesn't match the rest of you. - Norm Papernick
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is a pity, for it is a much grander thing to live for that person. - Jason Hurst
If all the world's a stage, then I want to operate the trap door.
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull Cthlulu out of my hat!
"Reality" is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
You don't understand. My brain consists of large, snowy mountains, and you just caused an avalanch. - David Rodriguez
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies or to the bathroom.
If you hear a voice within you saying "You are not a painter," then by all means paint .... and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh
Where navigation is concerned, things have changed radically since the days of Colombus. Columbus departed for India and arrived in Santo Domingo. Today, if you catch a plane to India, you arrive in India. It's your luggage that goes to Santo Domingo. - Aldo Cammarota
He makes me laugh a lot. I get excited when I hear his key in the door. It's like, 'Ooh! The party's going to start! - Anne Bancroft
Skill without imagination has produced usable items...like wicker picnic baskets.. Imagination without skill has produced... modern art.